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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

munkart:

Flügel der Freiheit

bloodless version

I’m a bit late on the bandwagon of drawing bloody Armin but I started this a week ago. Oh, this perspective killed me and today I also have to announce that my dear Intuos3 finally passed away due to me spilling juice over the keys I’ve never even used in all those years. Thankfully I still had my Bamboo to finish it.. lucky idiot.

catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove A Cat Is Cutest When Its Tongue Is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. 

Via Distractify

cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”

theshippinator:

Am I the only one who thought so?

justanotherteardropintherain:

The rivalry

we’ve all been waiting for

gotta keep the megane clean (◡✿)

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not